Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. I'd resigned at my current job and applied for somewhere closer to home. They hired me on the spot, and as I was leaving, I saw my abusive ex-boyfriend working in the store. So… now I'm working alongside my ex who abused me for two years. Time to apply elsewhere. FML
Today, my girlfriend who trained me at the job we both work at received a promotion, which left a spot for advancement. I was chosen for the position, and now the guy she's been cheating on me with is training me. Congrats. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, my manager mentioned that she'd hired a "cute boy" to help me out at work with paperwork. The "cute boy" was my ex-fiancé and now I have to be with him in an office for 30 some hours a week while his current fiancée brings him lunch everyday. FML
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allupinyourmama 0
I'm sorry. that's really gotta suck. I worked with a guy my wife cheated on me with. very ackward.
allupinyourmama 0
Ex-wife.
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Comments (106)
ImaginaryFoe 1
On a practical note, if she gets hired, you may want to add a note to your personnel file in case there is some unprofessionalism on her part. Just try to rise above. FYL
The_Earth 0
that's what happened to me when god was promoting us. I used to be the center of our galaxy a long time ago... that is, until, the sun was promoted.
OwNowBrownCow 0
God damn Sun.
doublerainbow 0
The sun and you make beautiful sex... hence the double rainbows, thank you for making whoopi with the sun
GodinezXC 0
and the offspring of the sun and the earth having sex.... is the .
hnz 13
get a new job or kill her. problem solved
moonstarbabe6383 0
i understand that your comment was used as sarcasm but that was just stupid honestly
drawing_a_blank 0
I agree with 24
illmatic2 16
I disagree with 24.
derschadenfreude 5
tell your boss she's a filthy *****. oh, and YDI for stealing boring, shitty fmls from ****.
cufaoil 11
life imitating "art"? or "art" imitating life?
mrahhhhh 21
Try not to go postal when that happens. Just in case I hope your place has some metal detectors. For any people prematurely assuming I'm making references to the UK parcel delivery system, once again and forever, urban dictionary is your friend.
stevenmx86 8
That sucks op I hate changes like that ... hope for the best for you
mechanic 0
i feel your pain, that happened to me too.
oldenuff2party 3
wow.
Miolene 6
That is awful. Try not to let her get the upper hand though if she does get the job, keep proffesional like that guy meant nothing to you. Remember you have done nothing wrong.
UnicornsDoExist 0
Well, as long as you haven't tried to get revenge on her, you'll probably still have your job (;