Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Here you go
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Commitment
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, my husband's mistress purposely and dangerously induced her own labor so that she would have the baby on my birthday. Yes, I'm divorcing him. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Top comments
FrecklesInside 0
Oh please. I'm 22 and have been with my fiancee since we were 14. We've been living on our own for four years. We're getting married this year. We're in the real world. I'm a teacher, he's an engineer. People can know love at a young age and that love can last a lifetime. Just because you don't know it doesn't mean others don't. Our relationship has lasted longer than many people who get married in their 30's.
NeonWar__ 0
holy crap. that sucks.
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Comments (286)
fruityloopz 4
listen guys for all you talking about love and stuff..don't you think it's up to the OP to decide whether she was too young or not? I mean yeah her marriage failed but who are you to decide whether she was too young to get married or not? love isn't bias against age. it all depends on the people who are 'in love'. I mean, you wouldn't want people telling you how you feel, would you?
Jewelofagal 2
Love isn't biased against age, but the chances of a life-long happy marriage is definitely age biased based on inception.
sb44480 0
hi
amiemariej 0
don't get married at 19, lesson learned
SYstEMatIC_CHaOS 0
Yeah, so don't do it again! Oh wait...
giantrobott 0
At least you made the 10 year mark. You get way more $$ from retirement accounts because of that.
samantha_durano 6
uhm, wow nice hubby.
blueeyes24 0
You can't compare 60 yrs. ago to today... the facts are different and now getting married young does make a difference
Erindub 0
Aww thats shitty. My step dad got my mom thr same thing for her birthday. WTF is wrong with these 2 men? Could they not have waited a day or even a week to serve you the papers? Happy Birthday though : ( it'll get better, promise.
phuckurlyfe 0
Awwww what an ass. Take half. Try to have a better birthday.
jtlf1346 1
That's what you get for getting married at 19.
volleyballx3 2
awhh, that suckkks. awh, im sorrrry!!!