Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, my husband's mistress purposely and dangerously induced her own labor so that she would have the baby on my birthday. Yes, I'm divorcing him. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
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Top comments
FrecklesInside 0
Oh please. I'm 22 and have been with my fiancee since we were 14. We've been living on our own for four years. We're getting married this year. We're in the real world. I'm a teacher, he's an engineer. People can know love at a young age and that love can last a lifetime. Just because you don't know it doesn't mean others don't. Our relationship has lasted longer than many people who get married in their 30's.
NeonWar__ 0
holy crap. that sucks.
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Comments (286)
X_o_X_ocutie 0
Ouch!! at least wait until AFTER your birthday
crazyrunnergirl 7
that's sucks but you still have plenty of Tim to fund someone else. most people don't get married till their around 30 anyway.
thickmorena_fml 0
hey your still young screw him move on and don't marry again and treat men like dogs (the ones who deserve it) *most* but you will be ite life goes on.
Bblovesyaa 0
Maaaan.... that sucks....
randomchick15 0
For his birthday u should rip up the papers in his face
d13coates 0
Married at 19....ha ydi
juventis 16
Married at 19??? No wonder the marriage didn't last!
puppymichelle 3
Bitch is only for females..... Unless ur gay?
sofiery 9
1. It was her birthday, so when she said 'Happy birthday, bitch', she was referring to herself. 2. She said 'husband', and she's a woman, so clearly not gay. Hope that clears that up for you!
jlvgarcia 0
Aw :( sad
johnmurphy123 9
What a ********