Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, my husband's mistress purposely and dangerously induced her own labor so that she would have the baby on my birthday. Yes, I'm divorcing him. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
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Top comments
FrecklesInside 0
Oh please. I'm 22 and have been with my fiancee since we were 14. We've been living on our own for four years. We're getting married this year. We're in the real world. I'm a teacher, he's an engineer. People can know love at a young age and that love can last a lifetime. Just because you don't know it doesn't mean others don't. Our relationship has lasted longer than many people who get married in their 30's.
NeonWar__ 0
holy crap. that sucks.
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Comments (286)
Aska_fml 0
That's kind of stuff you get when get married at 19...
murffi 0
What kind of a moron gets married at 19???
UWBeautyQueen12 0
UDI for getting married at 18. Stupid
tisokan 0
Ugh I hate when people are like oh you are to young. As long as you can pay for yourself, and you are in love age does not matter. People that are saying oh you will miss out on life, I saw some people post sleeping with other girls and going with other girls before getting married. Um not every guy wants to have sex with everything that moves some want to only have sex with one person hopefully, I know its unlikely but still just cause you get married young does not always mean your gonna feel like you wasted life, truthfully if you found that to be a waste of life you should not ever get married, cause in a way marriage is an adventure all its self. Yes you should be financially able but that does not go with age, now high school yes to young but if your out of school in love, and can pay for yourself go for it.
wethekings7 0
wow...what an a-hole.what kind of person would be like that on someone's b-day! that's a special day and shouldn't be f-ed up cuz someone's marrige isn't working. I'm glad you guys are getting divorced, you deserve so much better!
blacklblskate54 0
You know, that is kind of what you get for getting married when you are 18. Don't make poor decisions in the future!
fallembers 0
at least you are still young and don't have to stay with his sorry ass any longer!
mexican613 3
sounds like you're the bitch and that you got what you deserved
califormula 0
You're getting divorced for a reason. Maybe it's because you seem really selfish. Boo hoo, it's your birthday.
purplebluetattoo 3
Love how this is worded. :) But fyl that sucks