Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, my husband's mistress purposely and dangerously induced her own labor so that she would have the baby on my birthday. Yes, I'm divorcing him. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
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Top comments
FrecklesInside 0
Oh please. I'm 22 and have been with my fiancee since we were 14. We've been living on our own for four years. We're getting married this year. We're in the real world. I'm a teacher, he's an engineer. People can know love at a young age and that love can last a lifetime. Just because you don't know it doesn't mean others don't. Our relationship has lasted longer than many people who get married in their 30's.
NeonWar__ 0
holy crap. that sucks.
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Comments (286)
TheCity 0
Thats harshhhhhh :/ i feel soooooooooooo bad :'[
Major_General 10
I like the irony.
alya_fml 0
if even you call yourself a bitch, then you mustn't look for a reason why he divorces you.
pmarri00 0
Dont worry ill **** you!!! im in Arkansas where you wanna meet up?
clahdupe 0
U DOWN FOR A 3SUM?
Keus_fml 0
Does anyone even have the full story on the Guys side.what if she cheated on him the day before and she treats him like shyt.Its the internet people dont jump to conclusions you dont know them in real life.And i also this site is filled with women who think men are pigs and do stuff like this for selfish reasons.I respect every woman on this earth and find women equal in every way especially my mother for giving me birth.but pls,STFU
Ultimate_Cynic 0
Even Paris Hilton and Margaret Thatcher?? Damn, dude. Either you're trying to cover your ass to avoid getting screeched at by feminist harpies, or you're the most disturbingly compassionate person on the planet. (Though my money's on the former, XD)
crazyleggs 0
you probably deserved it, especially if he was to the point where he called you a bitch!
michaelscott69 0
you got married at 18?
ambizzle093030 0
try not getting married at 18
pabloinbama 0
cool hubby. great timing
brownkidchris 0
epicly hilarious im sorry but danm