Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, I met a blind date from a dating app. He looked nothing like his pictures, but I tried to be polite. I said, “Wow, you look different in person!” He smiled and said, “That’s not me. He’s probably just running late, and I’m just sitting here.” FML
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
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RyanG_21 0
maybe he's attracted to zombies?
barbarajean 0
He likes turtles.
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Comments (184)
jramos0070 0
that's creepy..he's probably a necrophiliac. like Bella, she had a choice between *********** and necrophilia.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Please, don't bring Twilight into this discussion. :/
jramos0070 0
hahaha xD
_streets_ 19
agreed 28, I hate hearing about twilight. people are waay to obsessed.
faxe 0
Please don't bring twilight in any discussion, ever.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Shhh, you guys are bringing it up without even noticing. ^
_streets_ 19
hehe oops, my bad
jo929 6
book you need to read or movie you need to see: he's just not that into you
PincheEdgarr 0
lol dude of course you look diffrent WTf halloween was like last year! no shit he's gonna say that.
luckycolors857 0
this is easily solved… just kill yourself.
musicmaniac925 0
lmao 22 FTW!!
DLTsandwich 5
He never saw a non-zombie-fied picture of you or anything? :/
thatisjank 0
Well he's awfully uhh, kinky?
kybabyy 4
So either you're uglier than the undead, or you have feelings for a boy attracted to that sort of thing. Lovely! Fyl.
joce445 0
FYL, definatly.
gabbielove 0
That was an excuse to say that he doesn't like the way you look.
samantha_durano 6
lady gaga is a man.
cockoftherock 0
38 I can't but not disagree with you.
samantha_durano 6
45 I don't even know what that means.
Nikolai103 0
Really? Can't not disagree... Basic math, negative negative negative. Two negatives is a positive, and another neg makes it neg.
Chrisskiies 0
Don't worry Sam, I still don't know if the neg means he's dissagrreing with you, or that the neg is that lady gaga isn't a man. ?_?
Nikolai103 0
Smart one, disagreeing with Sam would be disagreeing with the "Lady Gaga is a man" statement. Therefore, the only possible outcome of reading the comment correctly, is that Lady Gaga is indeed a lady.
samantha_durano 6
thanks for spelling that out, the dude couldve just said that in the first place. but yeah he's a man.
jordan75_fml 0
everyone looks different after 10 months WTF was that guy thinking and plus u looked like a zombie! but I agree ur life sucks