Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, I met a blind date from a dating app. He looked nothing like his pictures, but I tried to be polite. I said, “Wow, you look different in person!” He smiled and said, “That’s not me. He’s probably just running late, and I’m just sitting here.” FML
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
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Top comments
RyanG_21 0
maybe he's attracted to zombies?
barbarajean 0
He likes turtles.
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Comments (184)
jjojjokey 0
Maybe he has a zombie fetish or he just likes ugly girls
whatsernam3 3
he should get a shirt like mine!
RavenIsTheSex 0
Good Lord! He must be one of those guys who are into that zombie fettish shiz! xD
mR_StAtiiC 0
Ydi for looking uglier then a zombie.. :)
8Dani 10
well he's a douche bag :')
Angel_Vice 0
necrophiliac
dance0316 0
ooohh kinky- zombie makeup.
Nikolai103 0
I can dress up like a zombie for you any time, darling
Rheannon 0
What's the problem. just dress as a zombie when your with him. problem solved. :)
suffokateslowly 0
yeah i agree with you completely 19 number 12 is a complete ass..fml is going down the drain due to retards like him..im tired of everybody saying its your fault for going out on halloween or ydi for blah blah blah its all a bunch of crap now
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for being illiterate. YDI for not having a laugh at someone else's expense.
Nikolai103 0
tl;dr Maybe your problem is that you're still on the Internet?
FFML_314 12
I love to laugh at Trollz4dalulz expense. I like to think he enjoys a good laugh at my expense as well. What a wonderful friendship!!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for laughing. IDI for laughing.
davidlime 3
uhhhh no webcam ?!