Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, I met a blind date from a dating app. He looked nothing like his pictures, but I tried to be polite. I said, “Wow, you look different in person!” He smiled and said, “That’s not me. He’s probably just running late, and I’m just sitting here.” FML
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
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RyanG_21 0
maybe he's attracted to zombies?
barbarajean 0
He likes turtles.
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Comments (184)
marierad 0
wow, i would not waste nearly a year on someone i met once. ydi. i usally dont say that but in this case you should have known better. but at any rate im sorry op if you really like this guy then that sucks =/
nerdsgetmehot 23
Maybe he has a zombie fetish.
joserme 0
today I got on fml and found out it is stupid so are all of u fagits on on this shit so shut ur cum dupsters
yaya1213 6
12 shut up cuz how do u even know if she's fat
Doubleyew1 0
Thanks 12. I'm not skinny (like scary anorexic-looking) but I'm more average looking
babygrl77110 0
uhm 128 go jack off and shut up
Doubleyew1 0
Hahaha! Yea I think so too :)
Doubleyew1 0
Well it was on and off and not totally committed on both sides but we decided to meet up anyway
Doubleyew1 0
Woah woah! We're in high school. We weren't thinking of having sex. Just meeting up to see if we liked each other. And to be honest, I did deserve it :)
YensidZero 0
The bloody same exact thing happened to me!!! Only I wasn't in a costume when we met on Halloween ='(
xMaNNiNGx119 0
SO THE GUY HAS A ZOMBIE FETISH!