Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, at my job in a chemists, I had a customer ask me which acne cream I would recommend. I picked up the brand I use and told her that I've been using it for a year now. After pausing to stare at my face for a second, she thanked me and picked up the competing brand instead. FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
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cookies61889 15
None of their business
Buttsexpirate 9
"No it's for that loose mouth of yours sir."
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Comments (82)
Senior29 8
no i'm buying it 4 your wife
rockinbecca2 4
You got a sxy body!!
iTz_Yuo 0
-cough- Yes XD
THE_A_TEEN 28
Just say you're buying for his fat wife. Clerk: is this for you? op: no, its for your fat wife who cant stop eating at McDonalds. Herp derp...
koolkat27 13
Not just fat people get stretch marks idiot.
MegaTroller_fml 5
#55 - Thank you.
frankwolf86 0
is ok at least your trying to better yourself
perdix 31
It's called lying. Sometimes it's the best way out. If a woman asks you if some pants make her butt look fat, the answer is always no. Even if looks like she's smuggling two watermelons coated in large-curd cottage cheese, any other answer with bring hellfire down on you.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Unless she's black. Then you say yes, even if she has a flat ass XD
HomeAl0ne 20
No. Your butt makes your butt look fat.
kiraleann 16
I dislike nosy cashiers. There's a big difference between making small talk and invading the customer's privacy, particularly with those sort of items. I mean if someone buys tampons are you going to say "on your period, eh?" I don't imagine you would, unless you lack etiquette in all forms.
Ricky23J 0
I can see you nip in your pic, js.
kiraleann 16
I have no idea what you're looking at, I had at least two shirts and a padded bra on when I took that picture so if anything it's a shirt wrinkle.
Ricky23J 0
I can see a wrinkle in your shirt in your pic, js.
perdix 31
"No, it's for my partner, he's got them radiating out from his asshole in a starburst pattern. Yeah, my dick is that big! Are you glad you asked?"
nothingclever 0
You could have... Why tell the truth about that?
Sparkiee93 3
"Yes, it is." Then get on with your life.
jjnov 0
What a stupid question, I guess that's why they work at walmart