Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, at my job in a chemists, I had a customer ask me which acne cream I would recommend. I picked up the brand I use and told her that I've been using it for a year now. After pausing to stare at my face for a second, she thanked me and picked up the competing brand instead. FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
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cookies61889 15
None of their business
Buttsexpirate 9
"No it's for that loose mouth of yours sir."
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Comments (82)
RedPillSucks 33
When someone asks you annoying or nosy questions, answer in the most embarrassing or weird way possible. Usually it stops the questions. If you do it right, you can vacate an entire room. 1. It's the final missing piece of my cold fission gadget. 2. It's for my dog. The aggressive petting has been getting to her. 3. (perdix answer). It's for your wife/mother/sister/daughter 4. My ball sack is hanging too low in my shorts and causing them to bind. This is the only thing that will help. Do you want to take a look? 5. *sly grin, knowing wink* You know, it's not only used for stretch marks. Here's my number. Call me sometime.
uKNOuLOVEit 0
u shoulda said M.Y.O.B!!!!!
MegaTroller_fml 5
Honestly, why does the clerk even care??
BabbiiLovvee 0
Damn those nosey Walmart clerks!
Roevera 14
Just reply with "do you really want to make this into an awkward situation?" I said that after buying condoms and the clerk asked if i was getting lucky.
BloodyMary666 24
Why the hell did he even ask? It´s none of his business!
Jessi503x 0
Guy with stretch marks.. BIG turn off . Ijs .
RubenTheGreek 8
that's not what you're judging. Why stretch mark cream?your fat will nullify it. permanent solution=lose weight.
ashleii2010 0
I'm sure you did say yes ..
swimchica22 0
Should of said "No, it's for my 13 year old daughter."
Ricky23J 0
should have lied and said yes, atleast you would have some dignity left along with your stretch marks....