Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML
Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML
Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML
Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say, "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML
Today, while at the local supermarket, I spotted an attractive woman packing food into a shelf. Trying to be flirty, I asked where I could find the cream cheese. Apparently, it was on the shelf right behind me. I heard her mutter "idiot" under her breath. FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
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Jessaly_fml 0
Oh man what a bitch.
LoLoLo_fml 0
"That reminds me!.. To remember to be tactful.."
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Comments (32)
mleugim 0
hahaha well u need that XD
alpuppy 0
hahahaha
LoLoLo_fml 0
"That reminds me!.. To remember to be tactful.."
glee5 0
that reminds me, I have to go on a diet bitch
hellokittywhore 0
^ WIN!!!
Jessaly_fml 0
Oh man what a bitch.
azraelthemongo 0
Gosh that's like a slap in the face! I feel for you man.
Durf 0
Well at least you remember as well.
my_life_sucks_17 1
aww that's horrible! to #2 DON'T use proactive it doesn't work, will make your skin worse, and if there is the one in a million chance that it does work you will be using it for the rest of ur life cuz it has stuff that makes ur skin addicted to it... trust me i have acne and i used it... piece of crap... good luck with your acne though... antibiotics seem to work well for me :)
koolkat27 13
Clinique is amazing though:)
could_be_funny 0
Yeah OP don't take it too hard, same problem with acne...can be a blow to the ego anyway, like #10 said, proactive worked for me for a while, and then it seemed to make it worse. If I were you I would probably go to a dermatologist and get something specifically for you, whether it be antibiotics or otherwise @10 what kind of antibiotics did you get?
twenty_fml 0
Ahh, funny!
aquariusbeauty 0
You know what?? **** her. I drink decaffinated green tea each day, wash my face twice a day with cetaphil, my acne is gone. And I had reallllly bad acne. I bets your real beautiful.