Today, my 15 year-old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when my mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML
Today, my vegan sister told my kids where meat and dairy products come from, in a very detailed way. They now refuse to eat meat, and want to, "rescue all the poor animals." FML
Today, my mother asked me how pasta is harvested. She actually thought it grew out of the ground. FML
Today, my sister was concerned that her daughter (my niece) was sick, and hesitant to take her to the ER. I asked if she'd eaten something she shouldn't have, and she replied, "No, especially since we feed her the most healthy food we can." This was fine until I flipped out when she said, "We even give her raw milk so that she'll be strong." FML
Today, my mom told me that when my sister and I were born, the first thing my dad said was, "I hope they don't turn out vegetarian." I did. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML
Today, I got home to my daughter in tears because her dad decided 5 was the ideal age to tell her the chicken, bacon, and mince she eats every day comes from dead chickens, piggies, and moo cows. I now have a vegetarian 5 year-old and I’m seriously worried about malnutrition and stunted growth. FML
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML
Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, "Is this some photoshop job?" She responded, "No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn't we tell you?" FML
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Top comments
Darkness_Hate 29
She needs to read....there's a difference between being a naive person and an ignorant.
clemsi 20
OPs sister is 15...you would think that if she did have Downs syndrome the family probably noticed before now.
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Comments (69)
Dramori 29
But it's obvious they're dried maggots!
LilHitla 15
today, I asked my mom where rice came from as a joke. she said cows. FML.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Well that kinda ruined rice for me…
G00N3R 19
Test her for Down syndrome
clemsi 20
OPs sister is 15...you would think that if she did have Downs syndrome the family probably noticed before now.
FrietvanPiet 16
Never hurts to make sure
sstahpp 33
It's never too late hahaaa
kerstileann 26
Not to be offensive but you can tell if someone has downs just by looking at them. You dont need a test.
sstahpp 33
******* hell does no one understand sarcasm anymore???????
PharmacyJoe 13
sar·casm ˈsärˌkazəm/ noun the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. Apparently /you/ don't understand sarcasm, 30. What you were trying to do there wasn't sarcastic.
kbecks87 16
That's extra rude, 2.
swaftmasterj627 12
I would say 15 could be a tad late
fml_user_314 6
even though they were joking, down syndrome is not a thing to joke about. but yes, we know what sarcasm is, but there's times when you do and don't use it.
Regimental_Phan 18
seriously people need to quit taking Shit so seriously -_- have a laugh every once in a while you dicks
Darkness_Hate 29
She needs to read....there's a difference between being a naive person and an ignorant.
pooldude 24
ignorant?? ignorant is when you don't know the whole story about something. but this??? This is just plain stupid!
chinaski7628 32
Ignorant means 'lack of knowledge, unlearned'. It's the very first definition in the dictionary. OP's sister is, indeed, ignorant.
tonyfan00 38
Looks like #31 is also ignorant! :D
Noah197099 17
She must be like half the people on this site, as in she doesn't know how to google stuff.
MrConcise 35
Google is my university, my FML profile is my diploma, and I got my degree in "pretend to be smart by searching big words".
bardo264 17
Like "diploma"?
MrConcise 35
Oy...#23, you make my head hurt.
Regimental_Phan 18
why is this comment getting downvoted?! it's funny as he'll!
waaaaaaaat 5
Really?
nataliewby 25
It's okay OP, one time I asked my sister if the sun had gravity to see if she had common sense and she had to think hard about it and then said no. She's 21.
mathosiantech 10
Sun isn't a solid its a gas
Naith 14
#37 It is a spherical ball of hot plasma.
photographer49 22
#37 I'm really hoping that was a horrible use of sarcasm
brand125 17
37 - any state of matter has gravity.. please tell us youre joking
mathosiantech 10
The sun doesn't necessarily have gravity per say it has a gravitational pull but since its a gas you can say it does but it cant have a gravity effect on you :p so technically it does and doesnt
mathosiantech 10
I am saying the way she said it made me think she thought the sun was soild
mathosiantech 10
It work MY PLAN WORKED
Sunflower1919 19
You're telling me that it doesn't come from tiny cows in Asia?! My whole life is a lie
xwingtwo 15
I don't get this kind of FML. How does that **** up your life in any way shape or form? Other than your sister is an idiot.
warsun 27
She's related to an utter idiot
False_Stupidity 42
Or an udder idiot!
False_Stupidity 42
If your sister is that gullible, you could seriously have some evil fun with this OP and have her believing all kinds of crap.
seriouslygrowup 11
school....?