PheobeBuffay
N?tter?y, Norway
Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so I could sing "the gay" out of me. FML
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bigred200 8
Sing in a really high pitched voice and then slowly make the tone go deeper and then say you're straight
bethrh 49
as a scientist I can 100% verify this method
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iT_Cereal 25
Lol I find that funny
fakedsincerity 32
Were you really in that much of a rush for first comment you couldn't have come up with something better? ·-·
tormcn 26
That's not the least bit humorous. Have some sensitivity.
jerzjay 17
#11....you're a savage ??
OceanGod 7
I mean, I don't know where you were looking, cause I didn't find it funny. I can't even fathom the corruption and discrepancies of this FML. I don't know what I'm saying. Point is that OP's situation is horrible, can you imagine the thoughts and emotions running through his/her mind; almost unfortunately, I can relate through similar situations in my past. I feel valid in my opinion that it isn't funny.
iT_Cereal 25
I wasn't in a rush for top comment. it's just I find things funny when someone else doesn't.
thefmlman2011 37
You have a weird sense of humor my friend.
Red_Ryder 6
I don't see what your problems are. It is pretty funny.
Omfgitsmia 15
Idk why this got thumbed down. I thought the point of this site was to laugh at eachother's pain.
Fairyjoshy 13
There's a line. If you're incapable of distinguishing where that line is, then you're deficient and need to fix that.
Sharpshooterisle 18
#64 I think they're song lyrics... A tad out of context, however.
Mauskau 36
#59 makes me want to be gay, guise should I go to church?
DoomedGemini 38
I think the issue is the comment is pointless. No puns or jokes, no suggestions, no story. Just a statement that adds nothing at all.
bradystar 8
Nobody cares about your opinion. He can share his if he wants. Y'all don't have to vulture him. All OP has to do is not be gay and he can fix his issue.
lationas 25
And THIS is where you draw the line!?
bigred200 8
Sing in a really high pitched voice and then slowly make the tone go deeper and then say you're straight
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Or go the other way and get more camp the longer you're in church.
philsh94 20
oh yeah, I forgot that was how it works...
bethrh 49
as a scientist I can 100% verify this method
Bleublancrouge_fml 13
Thank god science can send gays to a religious place to take the **** out of them! I mean, can you imagine, they would not please the Lord otherwise!
Metalslipp 15
I'm a church goer and can confirm this works as well
whatunicorn 17
I'm gay and I can confirm this method will work.
Polynomial 28
I am a Muslim, and I concur.
UH60 26
I'm a helicopter and I agree.
Ichiya 29
Im a choir and this is the only method I recommend.
tomvertigo 17
The study that was done on this topic was very informative. 10/10, 100% facts.
paravoz 30
as a duck I can confirm that I turned into a goose
Feklfekl2222 32
I hope regardless of your true personality you acted in a ridiculously camp fashion and belted out songs from musicals, just to embarrass her
HappyItalian 38
Disrupt the choir by singing I'm Coming Out by Diana Ross on top of all their voices
FieldLeftBlank 20
Consider joining a boyband.
DoomSkuller 28
Wouldn't you normally sing more gay into you in choir
helveeta 11
Sing as loud as you can Liza Minnelli style!
Bleublancrouge_fml 13
I suggest singing It's Okay to be Gay by Tomboy, you'll be FA-BU-LOUS. And it's actually quite hard to sing.
Ichiya 29
Or Gay Bar by Electric Six.