Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped off my finger... into the toilet. I had to sift through my own poo to get it back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML
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mikaela33194 0
"Today my girlfriend told me the ring she thinks cost me $300 fell in the toilet and she fished it out. It was $5 at a garage sale. FHL"
mikaela33194 0
That's shitty.
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Comments (196)
reallywhyme 0
I am curious as to why your first instinct was to use your hand as appose to sifting through with everything and anything else.
ben26_fml 0
YDI be more careful with something like that
Marysenjo 0
i see you have to go through some serious shit in your life.
StreetSinger 4
At least it was your own poo and not someone else's...
frootloop25 0
At least you got your ring back...and LOL #45.
KyleCaster 0
See, what you shouldn't have done there was drop the ring in the toilet.
ohhhhshizzz 0
Okay, all of the people thinking that girls don't poop. It really isn't funny anymore, it was BARELY funny the first time. Try and get some new material. #41: that was just stupid. Bwahah, yeahh that sucks. And your ring has to smell horrid; one true FML. But it could be worse, he could have broken up with you right after you got it out.
Kickinchicken213 3
How disgusting! FYL!
mndz_mkl 0
good thing u didnt have explosive diarrhea & had 2 fish it out of that shit!! ! lol
pgray18 0
thats not that bad.. shit is just digested food stripped of its nutrients that happens to smell a little.. (depending on the person)