Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped off my finger... into the toilet. I had to sift through my own poo to get it back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML
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mikaela33194 0
"Today my girlfriend told me the ring she thinks cost me $300 fell in the toilet and she fished it out. It was $5 at a garage sale. FHL"
mikaela33194 0
That's shitty.
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mikaela33194 0
#7 Please practice your use of sarcasm so that you do not have to explain that you were using sarcasm and so that is is funnier. Thank you.
NGM_KID 0
That's more of a FTRL (f*ck the rings life) for having to go through your poop!
wtfuckery 0
You really couldn't find something to fish it out with? Man, I hope that ring really cost $300.
mikaela33194 0
"Today my girlfriend told me the ring she thinks cost me $300 fell in the toilet and she fished it out. It was $5 at a garage sale. FHL"
Awol0612 0
Bwahahahahah
acro_actress95 0
Ok.... That sucks! u should get the ring tightened. At least you didn't lose it forever :) (By the way you may want to sok it in soapy water for like ever cuz that's just gross!) lmao
butteredtoast 0
1. #14 is right. Could you not have found a pencil or something...anything....to fish it out with? 2. This doesn't suck that much. It would if you had lost the ring entirely.
Emry_fml 0
Congratulations on finding someone worth digging through shit for. YDeachother.
XavierIser 0
#15 is not funny
beccartist 1
I agree.
goldhighways 0
agreed
wompwompwomp 0
damn strait you did!
Alex_DeLarge 0
#3 - 1 #7 - 0