Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped off my finger... into the toilet. I had to sift through my own poo to get it back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML
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mikaela33194 0
"Today my girlfriend told me the ring she thinks cost me $300 fell in the toilet and she fished it out. It was $5 at a garage sale. FHL"
mikaela33194 0
That's shitty.
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Comments (196)
14nickel 0
Nowhere does the OP say they are female. I'm still not convinced that females defecate.
gowzer90 0
#32 = real life retard wot do you think their buts are for then? decoration? improving your view when walking behind them? WOT? i seriously would like to know wot u thought girls did instead of ******** plus look and use a bit of common sense - it tells u next to the ops chosen name whether they are a man or a woman OP - u wer almost shit out of luck or completely shit of luck depending on how you look at it
PhishloverA 14
#32 the purple symbol in the top right corner means OP is a girl
Ricky_rubio121 0
i would've used like a stick or fork something 2 get it. lol
Shanny_fml 0
oh shit!
mn82 0
#3 you are my Idol!
like_yea 0
ahh last year i was throwing up and my favorite necklace wasn't clasped correctly and fell RIGHT into my puke in the toilet... i didn't want it back, ugh but rings shouldn't just fall off, i advise you to run to the jewelers and get that tightened, immediately
13BlackCat 2
at least it wasn't someone else's poop
mellowyellowww 0
heeee should know your ring size! mhmmm.
yeahwhynot 0
haha...shit happens but that is messed up...you really should get it resized
screwloose 0
You know, if you get treatment for your eating disorder, you'll take fewer laxatives, defecate less often, and your jewelry won't be prone to falling off into the toilet....
theatreislife 0
aww that happened to me once, that sucks. hope you get it tightened =]