Today, that awesome new dubstep song that I was rocking out to in my car was actually my transmission falling apart. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the transmission on my brand new car went out. I bought it last month when the transmission on my old car went out. FML
Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
Today, I found out that the car I got a great deal on a few days ago, needs a new transmission. I'm now the proud owner of a very large and very expensive paperweight. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I lost my job. I was so upset that I put in my favorite mix CD of all the songs that get me feeling better. While scanning for my favorite song, I hit the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML
Today, I replaced the fog lights on my car and completely filled my gas tank. $50+ later, the transmission decided it wanted to go out. FML
Today, my car broke down because it couldn't wait two more days for an oil change. Now it might be FUBAR. FML
Today, I sold my wife's old car because I bought her a newer and nicer one. On the way back home from the sale, the transmission went out in her new one. FML
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Top comments
lexiieeex3 32
I can see how you might get the two confused.
BoxFullOfLazy 25
Shoulda recorded it and released it as DJ El Jeffe. Coulda bought you a new transmission.
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Comments (39)
HylianBadger 21
Dubstep: so bad that it sounds like a car falling apart.
naive_girl_fml 6
Haha all the pedestrians clearly knew your error
cathartes_fml 1
That's me at the corner. That's me at the stop light. Losing my transmission.
hoosiergirl94 31
That's probably how it all got started
HUGBUG 23
That's actually really funny
zedjaleaf1 11
Yay Utah on fml!!!! Slc rep
Talis99 26
Who doesn't think to check when their car starts sounding like that?
Pandacupcakelove 26
You deserve it for listening to dubstep
iamdman 22
fml for having car problems. lol for the confusion with Dub Step. Wubwub wee...
Rammer3500 23
Well seeing how both are just hideous noises, I can see the confusion