Today, that awesome new dubstep song that I was rocking out to in my car was actually my transmission falling apart. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the transmission on my brand new car went out. I bought it last month when the transmission on my old car went out. FML
Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
Today, I found out that the car I got a great deal on a few days ago, needs a new transmission. I'm now the proud owner of a very large and very expensive paperweight. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I lost my job. I was so upset that I put in my favorite mix CD of all the songs that get me feeling better. While scanning for my favorite song, I hit the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML
Today, I replaced the fog lights on my car and completely filled my gas tank. $50+ later, the transmission decided it wanted to go out. FML
Today, my car broke down because it couldn't wait two more days for an oil change. Now it might be FUBAR. FML
Today, I sold my wife's old car because I bought her a newer and nicer one. On the way back home from the sale, the transmission went out in her new one. FML
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Top comments
lexiieeex3 32
I can see how you might get the two confused.
BoxFullOfLazy 25
Shoulda recorded it and released it as DJ El Jeffe. Coulda bought you a new transmission.
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Comments (39)
DuffyZ 6
That's why you don't listen to dubstep
VeryCreativeName 3
I just lost it xD
LivToFail 28
What the hell kind of dubstep were ya listening to? I enjoy dubstep but it musta been some shitty ass dubstep if you confused it like that. And for the haters, not all edm is dubstep though yes some dubstep sucks ass and sounds like robots having not gentle sex.
Colerich 15
absently no way you confused them. fake
kurodansei 16
How dare you make me bust out laughing in a public restroom! how dare you.
chris0064 2
I think that says a thing or two about dubstep
fictionaldiary 11
How can you not know if you are playing music in your car or not?
pbenecew 9
Must be a one hit wonder
Andrew Dutch Beebe 6
Pretty sure that's wat dubsteb sounds like.