Today, that awesome new dubstep song that I was rocking out to in my car was actually my transmission falling apart. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the transmission on my brand new car went out. I bought it last month when the transmission on my old car went out. FML
Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
Today, I found out that the car I got a great deal on a few days ago, needs a new transmission. I'm now the proud owner of a very large and very expensive paperweight. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I lost my job. I was so upset that I put in my favorite mix CD of all the songs that get me feeling better. While scanning for my favorite song, I hit the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML
Today, I replaced the fog lights on my car and completely filled my gas tank. $50+ later, the transmission decided it wanted to go out. FML
Today, my car broke down because it couldn't wait two more days for an oil change. Now it might be FUBAR. FML
Today, I sold my wife's old car because I bought her a newer and nicer one. On the way back home from the sale, the transmission went out in her new one. FML
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Top comments
lexiieeex3 32
I can see how you might get the two confused.
BoxFullOfLazy 25
Shoulda recorded it and released it as DJ El Jeffe. Coulda bought you a new transmission.
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Comments (39)
nyagemini23 22
Oh no! lol
BodyCountEndless 20
Hilarious and original
BoxFullOfLazy 25
Shoulda recorded it and released it as DJ El Jeffe. Coulda bought you a new transmission.
drayloon 50
DJ Carled maybe?
trinalporpus 25
#10 he was referring to the OPs username
Mathalamus 25
How do you mistake that as music?
Shaky_Spear 11
Have you not heard dubstep before? lol
Mathalamus 25
No, but I am pretty sure you can't mistake it for a failing transmission.
mfmylifesrsly 30
trust me, you can.
Flyndaran 10
Hello fellow old person. I hate dubstep as I can't find the tune or pattern. But I feel the same about jazz, yet most people don't call that "not-music".
SofaKing619 13
What kind of car?
GottSegneDich 3
The kind with a fubar transmission.
lexiieeex3 32
I can see how you might get the two confused.
moocowmilk0 19
What's the difference?
slyde32 12
I'd rather listen to my transmission fall apart than dubstep
Lizza330 28
Hopefully you were next to a car repair place.
socialproduct 19
Think you dropped the base out of your transmission.
kitsuneluvuh 12
FYL that your transmission fell apart, but YDI for liking dubstep.
mattyiscool123 26
Delete your account
daidax_238 26
Living proof that dub step is trash.