Today, I finally kicked my awful nail-biting habit. All it took was a fractured jaw. I haven't been able to chew anything for two weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
Today, I lost a tooth and got my jaw wired shut after my toddler managed to break my jaw by whacking me with a plastic toy. Hello at least 8 weeks of being unable to talk while only eating meals that have been thoroughly blitzed into a liquid form first. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I decided that I need to lose weight when I discovered I could no longer chew on my own toenails. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, after dealing with a monstrously painful canker sore for the last two weeks, it finally healed up. I was so relieved that I went out to lunch… and immediately stabbed myself in the gums with a tortilla chip. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
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Top comments
Fgjvshnb 22
Way to look on the bright side!
derangedplanet 23
That majorly bites. or it doesn't
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Comments (28)
Fgjvshnb 22
Way to look on the bright side!
alexanderavatar 24
what happens when she wants to quit smoking?
Seabass_Chan 33
Well, at least you quit! Silver lining, OP.
_OF_WG_KTA_ 15
It sure is a jaw dropping accomplishment! I'll show myself out...
Feklfekl2222 32
Not quite as awful but I stopped when I got braces, on the plus side my nails are great now
JocelynKaulitz 28
I'm hoping your nail biting habit wasn't the cause of your fractured jaw.
chuka81 27
That would be some epic nail biting.
xSalashawty 30
to be honest, at first I thought her habit was the actual reason her jaw broke
gracehi 33
Well, that's what you get for biting nails. ... Oh, you mean FINGER nails! Well that makes more sense.
dickfacewhorebag 6
de I am a beautiful person who is a good ****
jaspinkgrl01 18
I can think of other things that you can't do (´◓ټ◓`)
derangedplanet 23
That majorly bites. or it doesn't
Capitan 15
Once you heal, you'll be back at it.
leogachi 15
@10 I doubt it. I used to bite my nails and I forced myself to stop. After a few weeks, not biting them was more natural to me than biting them.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Well way to think positive…
SimplyCyrax 17
If you're having withdraws you could always have someone trim your nails, blend them, and feed you them through a straw :)
leogachi 15
@11 She could do that herself.
SimplyCyrax 17
She needs her rest!