Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML
Today, being poor and starving, I stole a chick’s iPhone while she wasn’t looking. Turns out, she has a feature on her Apple Watch that can track the iPhone and make it go off, even if it’s on silent mode. I had to pretend I just found it and was looking for the owner so I didn’t look like a thief. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. But it’s 2024, so I have a smart lock I can unlock through an app on my phone. Except I also left my phone inside. The worst part? I had to ask my neighbor to call my mom so she could unlock my apartment from her phone. FML
Today, after looking for my phone for three weeks, I used find my iPhone to track it to my sister-in-law's house. Her response? "Finders keepers, losers weepers." FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
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Top comments
loserman67 36
That's because they are on the other side loading the shotgun. Be smart, call the police.
Larawk 8
A little door shouldn't stop you. Put your hip to the door an repeat "One, two, better not sue!" and smash it open with your hip
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Comments (135)
mskimbelinapham 5
Call the cops?
JohnzSexyMamas11 7
Tell Me Your Number & Ill Call It & Keep Calling They'll Get Annoyed & Wanna Give It Back .
Shrike 24
37- Why don't you just send them text messages instead? Your insane capitalization annoys me enough as it is, and I'm not even a temperamental person, really.
PhishloverA 14
Actually #38 you can't block someone's number on an iPhone unless you go to the service provider store, such as Verizon, AT&T, etc and pay to block someone's number. Another way to do it is if the phone was jailbroken and then the blocking number app was downloaded. So it's easier said than done
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Call the cops or kick the door in if no one is home.
spanner_pig 7
break the f*ck in!!
shaebayla 6
Just keep calling it, and waiting...they will give it up or come out of there soon. Maybe they are gone to work. Who knows? The point is wait for their ass and when they finally show their face OP, you need to punch the holy shit and boogers out of their nose, take your phone back, confiscate and smash their phone (if they have one), THEN take any cash they may have in their wallet...you know..for all of your troubles.
mrsquiggles6900 5
Can you please tell me what phone they would call their STOLEN PHONE from?
OverFlash 15
Dude, I heard about this wonderful invention the other day. It's called the home phone! This one just stays in the house, rarely gets lost, and doesn't get stolen anywhere near as often as a mobile does. You should try it out sometime!
CuriousAlien 7
My phone's locked up, they won't let me in...(some people might not understand, but it's an old song, instead I changed the lyrics.)
jep00 8
Call the police fool!
wisecatlady123 11
On the bright side, at least you know where it is
Plasmalaser 11
At least ures rang, i lost my iphone 4s in june and the guy disabled that before i realized i lost it. Still missing so far prob got sold on craigslist all i know
kayaker83 4
Consider it wasn't stolen and maybe they did a favor and picked it up if you dropped it and are trying to find the owner.
mischiefkitty 4
Thank you. It sounds like half the people should break in, cause some property damage and or bodily damage and victoriously reclaim the phone. All I keep seeing is people beating the crap out of some kindly neighbor who just wanted to help the poor little phone find it's way back home >.>