Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML
Today, being poor and starving, I stole a chick’s iPhone while she wasn’t looking. Turns out, she has a feature on her Apple Watch that can track the iPhone and make it go off, even if it’s on silent mode. I had to pretend I just found it and was looking for the owner so I didn’t look like a thief. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. But it’s 2024, so I have a smart lock I can unlock through an app on my phone. Except I also left my phone inside. The worst part? I had to ask my neighbor to call my mom so she could unlock my apartment from her phone. FML
Today, after looking for my phone for three weeks, I used find my iPhone to track it to my sister-in-law's house. Her response? "Finders keepers, losers weepers." FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
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Top comments
loserman67 36
That's because they are on the other side loading the shotgun. Be smart, call the police.
Larawk 8
A little door shouldn't stop you. Put your hip to the door an repeat "One, two, better not sue!" and smash it open with your hip
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Comments (135)
Lilboosiebadazz 1
just break the ******* door down
jayhawkchik 4
Bang on the door and yell fire, erbody out! When they exit, run in and lock the door. Grab your phone and exit out the back door or window. Your welcome!
mommy_me 4
YDI For Buying An iPhone , Androids Rule!
doglover100 29
Knock on their door repeating their names over and over.
ViviMage 40
Delete or lock all settings from the iPhone and call the police
jomo111 5
Break down the door and say " I fell"
Oceanlondon 5
Then how are you writing this? O_o
rydupell 3
There is an FML website
Sweetpea22 14
OP is probably using a computer, ever think of that?
m139307 0
at this point, call a couple gang members, have the ransack the place, then take your phone back and return to your apartment. when your neighbor asks what happened, you can honestly say that you did not do it
TcheQ 12
CREATES FML INSTEAD OF CALLING COPS: GENIUS
konstantinos616 17
You need to go John Wayne, bust down the door, find the bastard who stole your phone, beat the ever-loving shit out of him, and walk out like a boss. And If you do it while wearing a loincloth I'm sure he'd never go near you again