Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML
Today, being poor and starving, I stole a chick’s iPhone while she wasn’t looking. Turns out, she has a feature on her Apple Watch that can track the iPhone and make it go off, even if it’s on silent mode. I had to pretend I just found it and was looking for the owner so I didn’t look like a thief. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. But it’s 2024, so I have a smart lock I can unlock through an app on my phone. Except I also left my phone inside. The worst part? I had to ask my neighbor to call my mom so she could unlock my apartment from her phone. FML
Today, after looking for my phone for three weeks, I used find my iPhone to track it to my sister-in-law's house. Her response? "Finders keepers, losers weepers." FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
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loserman67 36
That's because they are on the other side loading the shotgun. Be smart, call the police.
Larawk 8
A little door shouldn't stop you. Put your hip to the door an repeat "One, two, better not sue!" and smash it open with your hip
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Comments (135)
dan_in_wi 12
if you can afford an iPhone you can afford a gun... now go get your over priced p.o.s. back!
HeyImAmy 20
Has anyone thought about the fact that OP's iPhone could have been found and was going to be returned or the OP visited that appartment, for some reason, and forgot their iPhone there and forgot what happened to their iPhone?
etoilenuit 15
Since you can send a message along with the alert ring, you should send "open the door, bitch" Lol
marramrammar 2
Now why would you think they would answer ! Use your head and call the police!!
friscosoonerkid 3
Call the cops.
viper8608 9
by a man and bust in the ******* door how about and take the ******* phone. this generation has spewed forth a ******* weak pathetic bunch of *******.
backfat 6
I work for a police department. Call your local agency
DivineSunshine 1
Call the cops...
katydid91 31
This is a situation where you'd call the police
bladomas 2
just call the cops, is that so difficult? or are you afraid of them? I can't believe that you really thought that knocking on the door would get your phone back