Today, someone stole my coat. I can only imagine their surprise when they find the $3,000 engagement ring I bought earlier. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML
Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
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Top comments
DoctorsDaughter 11
Oh man, I hope you got insurance on the ring. That certainly sucks.
ajilon7 17
Wow, sorry about that. Hope things get better for you OP
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Comments (87)
devildog562 33
Hopefully you registered the diamonds and the ring. Hope it works out op.
vikky538 29
that really sucks OP... its a disappointment in double dose...
xxreikoxx 31
Oh no! I'm so sorry...I hope you reported it to the police! I know that probably won't bring back the ring and whatever else might have been in the pockets, but that really really sucks! I'm so sorry, OP! :(
redneck66 11
i know if i stole a 45$ coat, id be happy to walk away with 3000. but, i really hope it works out OP
nix1993 41
I know if you stole a $45 coat, I'd be happy for you to walk away with $3000, right into the path of an oncoming bus.
Katthebamf 29
You never know it might have been an accident?
underthesea12 24
Maybe its a sign
SweetasCandy0609 28
or maybe it just means that some idiot saw OP'S jacket and thought it was nice enough to steal I don't think it should mean he shouldn't propose to his girlfriend.
ksks1234 33
So OP takes the "it is a sign" advice and breaks it off with his girlfriend. The girlfriend writes in: "Today I found out my boyfriend was going to propose to me. Unfortunately, someone stole his coat and the ring that was in the pocket. My boyfriend told me, "it must be a sign..." and broke up with me, FML." Then you would probably bash the poor guy for being heartless.
razoray9 22
True but what r people for to judge others. (Hint sarcasm)
lifesneutral2002 6
that certainly sucks!! hope you get insurance for it!
SweetasCandy0609 28
I'm sorry you are having a bad day OP and I hope that cops find the person who stole it and you at least get your engagement ring back.
thedailyworst 4
at first i thought it said cat
MidnaLink 35
Thanks for the Ring!
MidnaLink 35
Get a sense of humour!