Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, it was the second anniversary of the day I met my girlfriend. I had to go to work, but I set an engagement ring and a letter on my pillow for when she woke up, and left breakfast for her on the counter. When I got home, she and all of her things were gone. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I ran into my girlfriend by chance while out shopping. She looked different than usual. Maybe it was the wedding ring she was wearing, or how she had her arm around another gentleman, gee, I don't know. That's two years of my life wasted. FML
Today, according to my girlfriend's instant messenger, which she left open on my laptop, I am her rough shag on the side while she searches for a guy who is husband material that her parents will approve of. I guess the engagement ring in my bag is going back to the shop. FML
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_Hakuna_Matata_ 12
That's 5 years down the drain. Stay strong op, That bitch never deserved you anyway. (Assuming it was a clear case of cheating.)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Return the ring, get yourself a health check, then smash any of her possessions that you can, and burn the rest.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Return the ring, get yourself a health check, then smash any of her possessions that you can, and burn the rest.
julfunky 29
I’d advise against any smashing or burning of her possessions. Revenge is great and all but so is NOT getting in legal trouble.
_Hakuna_Matata_ 12
That's 5 years down the drain. Stay strong op, That bitch never deserved you anyway. (Assuming it was a clear case of cheating.)
JL_atl 4
Be very glad you found out before you gave her the ring. Get pictures of everything, then when ready wait until she is out and have all her stuff put on the front lawn, attached the picture, and change the locks.
Xikira 7
Are you positive it was Somone she was cheating on you with? There have been planets of times where my friends and I will all go out and have a few drinks and get Somone to be the designated driver to drop us off. The man could of been a friend or even a Uber driver unless you saw her kissing and groping him or she said she was cheating on you I would not assume she was cheating on you. Give her a benefit of a doubt and talk to her first before you scream cheater because that’s a little messed up.
RichardPencil 32
Sell the ring to the “other man” for a fat profit, and use the sweet cash to by hookers and beer.
ChromoTec 24
Propose to her (probably not in a public place as this can make you look like a jerk) and if she accepts, tell her about what you saw and don't give her the ring. Remember, karma's only a bitch if you are
bobsanction 18
At least you caught her BEFORE you gave her the ring.
lrw87 22
That’s what you get for waiting 5 years to propose.
real life problems 26
How is that a bad thing? 5 years is a pretty good time to propose.
PenguinPal3017 19
Depends on ages, circumstances, etc. One of my friends has been in a relationship for 10 years now, still hasn't proposed. My other friend got married on the one-month anniversary of meeting the guy.
WeirdUS 30
Outside of her being dropped off by somebody what proof do you have that she cheated . She could’ve gone out with friends and I have been the last want to be dropped off. If based on that you were convinced that she cheated maybe a F her life.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Better return that ring! It's a good thing you found out before you popped the question. Still, that sucks, OP.