Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML
Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML
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Top comments
yomamasmama 0
who even uses myspace?!
omG_G00 0
People who can't get into relationships.
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Comments (209)
AaliyahMorgan143 5
That's your fault. Maybe ask a cute neighbor to do you a favor?
CallMeBloo 31
You should have said his name was George Glass. Then at least you'd have something sort of in common with Jan Brady, and Eve Plumb was pretty hot.
straculius 9
This is kinda weird, my friend was in a similar situation. The guy's name was Nick and he also ended up being fake. But someone else made him up and made her believe he was real. It was a weird situation. But you shouldn't make people up.
mrperspire 4
Time to come up with a good story how "Nick ". Got dumped!
andthepennydrops 6
this reminds me of that book, "My Invisible Boyfriend" :)
lisaint_fml 23
Sounds not really after really friends when they tell you that you'll never gonna find someone..
nick3600 22
hahaha wow
Comoke1024 19
I think that you can arrange to have Nick meet with an unfortunate accident. Or maybe he met your father and got thrown out Al Bundy-Style.
wingedelephants 17
Look, if the people are harassing you about it, forget them. I am sorry that some are jerks. Just don't pull this kind of stuff.
normal_shy_kid 14
My name is nick!!
nick3600 22
nice!