Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML
Ripper
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Public surprise
Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML
Woah!
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Whoops
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML
Today, I had a full day of work, a social event, and a doctor's appointment. My son looked at me when I got home and said, "Are your pants on backwards?" Yes, yes they were. All day. FML
Top comments
Fx13mz 7
True fire crotch right there.
iAmScrubs 19
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Go to a club and start dancing. Then you will truly have the fire burning on the dance floor.
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Comments (67)
bansheebomber 14
Need a light?
StopDropNRoll 11
I believe she was lying
dmann56 0
thats awesome!!! u could say f his or her life but not urs
Tesaatje 12
burn baby burn, disco inferno :D just... eh... how did you do that?
indistructo 3
u should run into a crowd of ppl!
dc295 3
OP did u lie about something?
Tempuser117 2
AHHHH, help me, Oprah Winfrey! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!
smashgrab 0
I really want more info on this one. How did this happen?
sxe_beast 11
Whatever you do... DO NOT STOP, DROP, AND ROLL! You must running around in circles flailing your arms and scream wildly.
MinisterOfTheDog 5
"I knew my pants were on fire before knowing that my pants were on fire was cool" -Hipster Firepants.