Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
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WCARlover 35
Could someone else like a neighbor have had access to the wifi?
sockoiid 13
Get her the **** out.
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Xacap 3
Sorry man check out the posted time and date. Then go check your gf's pc and tablet or phone's web history It might show your blog page
twiride 12
You don't deserve that. I'm terribly sorry for your loss.
silverstream20 20
I sincerely hope it was a neighbor or something, because if it was your girlfriend, she is ******* cold and downright cruel. I would seriously consider leaving her for that.
granCanyon 12
You realize IP addresses are usually dynamic which means that they change pretty often. I suppose you saw that the node that wrote the comment had the same IP address as you do but unless you're IP is static it could have been anyone. An IP address is not really a valid proof.
Shade1982 21
That is only partially true. Public IP's are often dynamic, but most ISP's tend to reserve the same IP for the same customer.
gramie 8
#72, my IP address stays the same for months at a time. That's very common for ISPs these days, unless you are on dial-up.
granCanyon 12
Not in my country. I receive a new IP address every time I restart my modem.
scottyboy417 19
That is just plain ****** up.
missmisery86 11
maybe someone is using ur wifi
Ki11erC 18
The only way this works is that you can confirm you had the ip addy at the time or you have a static ip and recognised it. You can't open up a phone book of IP addresses and trace someone...
gramie 8
To be more clear, the router will (for a while anyway) log the traffic that goes through it. If you can find the access to your mother's memorial page, it should have an internal (i.e. on your home network) IP address. You should be able to figure out which device has that IP address -- the MAC address that is registered for that IP address will positively identify the device.
DenverTyrrell 13
Confront her about it, see why she done it if it was actually her because it could have been a neighbour that somehow got the code :(
worldclassrager 41
Is your wifi locked? Did you have a friend over that connected to it...your girlfriend could have left the comment but I have a feeling that's not likley