Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, I realized that the only time I've ever been noticed by my classmates is when I brought cake for the potluck. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, the shy girl in my class brought a cake to share with everyone, since it's her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "Happy Birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class knew her name, myself included. FML
Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML
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MURIKKA 11
Keep doing that OP, and his crush will become obese. Then he's all yours.
flockz 20
that monkeys get very angry when you kick them off your roof expecting them to fly.
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Comments (141)
Rodders_SOTC 1
Trying to pick up girls with second hand cake. Lucky escape.
Bonzer 2
First mistake: Giving away cake. Second mistake: There is none, but you still shouldn't give away cake.
sharksfan48 13
Well if you don't tell him how will he know!
Bonzer 2
That was a question, but there is no question mark...
Enslaved 38
Really!?
gmc_blossom 21
20- What do you mean!
JOcoco 14
20 - Yes there is it just jumped to 23's comment.
sharksfan48 13
Woops typo
scottsteiner 1
show him the clingy girlfriend meme
GovernorGeneral 8
Why? -_-
1soda1pOp1 6
Your plan backfired a little bit.
imaginger1 4
Obviously it's a neon sign saying "Move on!" don't fall for that kind of person, Op.
downtime 13
What kind of person? The middle man? That's right OP, get it direct from the manufacturer or not at all! That's why I buy everything in bulk, because it's really awkward when you go to manufacturing plants and ask for 6 rolls of 4ply.
purplegal27 3
Maybe he just wasn't hungry and he was trying to be nice ? Using cake isn't the best way to confess your love
Delta2Almanac 7
you're right. Brownies are what shows your truth depth of love for someone
SongBiird 6
I broke the ice with my boyfriend by offering him a cheese doodle. (: he said no though... But it was a start.
liv_graham 7
Ouch, he sounds like a douche.
downtime 13
Makes squishy noises when he walks then? How does a douche sound? I imagine uncomfortable and indignant. Am I close?
kimg0885 23
Unless you wrote: hey ( insert name here), I like you on the cake maybe he didn't know. He thought you were just being a NICE PERSON and bringing cake for the class ... no alternate motive... just cake.
emag_eht 18
It says someone else brought the cake. Op just wanted to share hers. I agree with you. You should have just told him how you feel. It takes a lot of courage but at least he'll understand what you want.
pop7467 7
That's karma for betraying comfort food