why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
WTFwhywouldyoudothat
United Kingdom
Put it all back
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Lulu
United States
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
WHOO HOO AIDS
Warsaw, Poland
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
pillowless
United States
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
Noname
United States
Gross
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
pantless
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Jorts it is
Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Angry and Confused
Reno, United States
Oddly specific
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
I hope they were clean! They’ll eventually sniff out the perpetrator, and sent them to the pantie-tentiary!
Lt_Senpai 21
Sorry, that was me
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Comments (24)
Mooglefox 24
If those are the only things that were stolen, consider yourself lucky
dwight7476 11
Under wear bandit
thatslifeiguess7 16
where was James Elroy? I'd call the police department cause next is you! Also buy a shotgun
GIJoefan 6
Okay, I’ve heard of stealing someone’s undies off the clothes line, but this is ridiculous!
GoddessMadoka 12
tbh I'd go with what someone else said and make sure you're locking all your windows/doors and keep an eye out for strange people or vehicles on your street. underwear theft is a pretty common thing on the rap sheets of sexual offenders and many of them aren't content with just that.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I didn't get the memo about the panty raid.
imgoingtohell 19
It was a panty raid. Lol