Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML
Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with my boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML
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Top comments
Spade606 6
At least you have good cooking skills
Jourjour 0
Cookie monster escaped again?
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Comments (128)
lvenom 0
those must have been some damn good cookies
azhang1066 12
At least they were polite about it
gennyv 29
That can be a funny story to tell people
chromedome26 6
A million Sesame Street references but not a single one about scrubs -_-
gatorgirl7563 22
Don't fix your window. Bake more cookies using rotten eggs this time and/or laxatives of some kind. Return on the same day of the week around the same time. Laugh gleefully as you allow cookies to be stolen again. Fix window. You're welcome.
StarkWolf_fml 23
quick to Sesame Street!
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
That sounds like sth I'd do lol. But I'd propably leave some money behind to fix the glas...
lanexox1d 22
do you live in Canada? 😅