Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, I asked my husband when he first knew he loved me. He replied, totally honestly, that I was the easiest girl he'd ever managed to talk into a one-night stand, only instead of doing the walk of shame the next morning, I stayed so long we ended up married with kids. FML
Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
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OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Well, she's marrying you, right?
flyboy57 0
her story is better.
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Comments (104)
JarJarBinks_fml 0
What's absurd is falling in love at the mere sight of someone. You're pathetically shallow if you believe in something like that. You don't even know the person, how can you be in love with them? By the way, you project a lot of your own insecurities through YOUR raging. Seek attention elsewhere. @ #18
lologirl419 0
YDI cause you can't take a joke. Not an FML. You're marrying a woman who loves you, AND has a sense of humor. I'm failing to see where 'F My Life' enters into this...
itssuchanfmlday 0
She loves you okay? Chill. Plus - "it was just supposed to be a one night stand?" That's how Meredith and McDreamy ended up together [Grey's Anatomy]! And they're an amazing couple.
Medea_FTW 0
I hate you so much for this comment.
itssuchanfmlday 0
For liking Grey's Anatomy?
kaitlynadele 0
This is not FYL. YDI for being such a stick in the mud. You also deserve it for believing in love at first sight. Love is a deep connection built on trust and understanding. It's impossible to know that about someone the second you see them.
ShadowCherub 0
Same difference, you can't possibly love someone at first sight unless your some tele-empathetic psycho-freak. You need to get to know someone before you feel any real sort of love for them. Otherwise you just love the idea of a person. Love at first sight is just a fairytale coined from our ancestors internal conflict between ******* and marriage. Its LUST at first sight, the undeniable attraction between you and that person; people before us just felt the need for marriage between a sexually active couple. So the old: love at first sight, phrase would be better phrased as: Lust that leads to the urge to marry in order to ****... at first sight.
picturetaker 0
YDI for trying to be romantic.
CL41RE 0
#1, if you think it's impossible to feel love then you must have never loved your girlfriends, only LUST. People these days.
JarJarBinks_fml 0
Retard, learn to read. #1 said "the first time you look at someone". "People these days" shouldn't be so quick to criticise if they can't even take in a simple sentence before doing so
iljajlm 4
Why does it matter what her original intentions were? She loves you now right? It shouldn't matter to you that she didn't intend to stay with you at first it's the fact that she did that you should care about. And just because she said that doesn't mean she meant it. She could have very well been joking. And I have to agree that there is no "love at first sight" thing. There may be incredible chemistry when you first meet somebody and you may instantly began falling for someone but I don't believe the "love at first sight" saying. There's a reason why it's the basic storyline of romance movies...Cause it never happens! If this happened frequently it wouldn't be interesting to an audience. OP, get over it. Your'e making far too much of a little thing.
puddinpowder 0
all of you have sand in your vah J J's
Magdellaina 0
If love is a 'chemical reaction' then it is TOTALLY possible to feel it instantly. Like FEAR!! When you SEE something scary, the adrenaline is released instantly. Usually fleeting. Just like love. :P