Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, I asked my husband when he first knew he loved me. He replied, totally honestly, that I was the easiest girl he'd ever managed to talk into a one-night stand, only instead of doing the walk of shame the next morning, I stayed so long we ended up married with kids. FML
Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
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OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Well, she's marrying you, right?
flyboy57 0
her story is better.
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scottishoatmeal 22
Awkward..
PsychoLlama_fml 7
My boyfriend of three years told me the same thing last year then he told me he only stayed with me for the kids. Now he tells me he loves me even though I've caught him asking for pics and sex once and telling another chick he doesn't miss me when he is gone and will have kids just not with me.
Tyrax 16
Don't knock it. My dad was supposed to be a one night stand, but he "wouldn't leave it at that." 33 years together.
Tyrax 16
My grandfather saw a woman walking down the street one day. He turned to his sister, and said, "That girl's going to be my wife one day." He had never seen her before. They were married for over 75 years. When she passed, he passed soon after because he couldn't live without her. So how DARE you make judgments based on mere science. Humans are more than chemistry and biology. There are things the human body can do that science has no clue why or how. The placebo effect, itching, savantism, and any dozen examples of "super" human ability are just a few.