Today, I asked my husband when he first knew he loved me. He replied, totally honestly, that I was the easiest girl he'd ever managed to talk into a one-night stand, only instead of doing the walk of shame the next morning, I stayed so long we ended up married with kids. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, while lying in bed with my wife, I asked her if she still loved me. Her reply "Sometimes". This I know is true because she instantly rolled over and farted on my leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, I asked my husband how much he loved me and he refused to answer, because he was convinced I was using some unfair logic to start an argument, simply because I wanted to argue over something, anything. I later realised he was probably right. I’m an awful person. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML
Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML
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Top comments
manb91uk 22
It’s still a better love story than Twilight! Whatever you did to him during that first night clearly made him want more!
Dave_Davington 34
True love if ever I saw it.
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Comments (24)
Dave_Davington 34
True love if ever I saw it.
guy_incognito___ 20
Exactly. Who the **** cares how it started. The first impression often does not mean shit.
Dale Gulley 8
I kind of liked the answer lol
manb91uk 22
It’s still a better love story than Twilight! Whatever you did to him during that first night clearly made him want more!
acmariner99 25
How romantic ... there’s a Hallmark movie in there somewhere I know it!
Stefany Baillargeon 9
or maybe a Lifetime movie. and. you don't know crazy until you get "Lifetime Crazy"
withered 30
He is an idiot. First - he is just as "easy" as the women he slept with. I guess others didn't think of him being for anything more than a one night stand. And what's with his "talking women into having sex with him"? If he needed to talk them into having sex, I guess he just wasn't enough attractive to get them without pestering.
RichardPencil 32
Did he ever get around to saying he loved you?
onceuponatime456 16
What a sleazeball! You could have done so much better!
Dave_Davington 34
How do you know that, exactly?
sharond23 10
He was honest with you. why is this an fml?
Chazzster 32
A good example of why you should not ask some questions... Regardless of how it started, it has gone well and I think OP and her husband deserve praise for that.
KittyMack 13
To me the FYL isn't what his reminiscence happened to reveal about his first impression/intentions, it's that he avoided the question. Why would he not tell her when he fell in love? Does that mean he never fell in love with her, just settled for her because he didn't think he could do any better or some sort of thing like that?