Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, I asked my husband when he first knew he loved me. He replied, totally honestly, that I was the easiest girl he'd ever managed to talk into a one-night stand, only instead of doing the walk of shame the next morning, I stayed so long we ended up married with kids. FML
Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
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OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Well, she's marrying you, right?
flyboy57 0
her story is better.
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Comments (104)
Smarty_ 0
Not only is your Fiance's story better, but she seems to have a better sense of humor then you do. Stop being so dramatic, this isn't a big deal.
zee209 0
YDI. There's no such thing as 'Love at first site'. You love each other now, so what does it matter about how you met? And she seems to have a good sense of humor.
jdmchick 0
I thought it was funny. He needs to lighten up.
kewl92 0
YDI for thinking love at first sight even exists. that's such a cheesy worn out line anyway. at least she was being honest
drimpossible 0
Funny, that's what happened with me... a casual encounter blossomed into something more permanent.
Wankster 0
There's no such thing as "love at 1st site".
Silent_Harmony 3
Same thing happened to me. Darn guy kept coming back! Now we've been together for 6 years!
MagicMeds 0
We REALLY need a "Who cares?" button!
elchapin562 0
this ain't an FML at all. the same thing happened with me and my girl. i just wanted to **** for the first time that night at the club, i met her, and a year later and we're in love. she said it was love at first sight haha. so No this ain't an FML, your girl most likely loves you, since she is still with you
WonderBlunder 0
Well, the truth is men judge women physically more than anything else. I bet no guys "love at first sight" on an ugly woman.