Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, I asked my husband when he first knew he loved me. He replied, totally honestly, that I was the easiest girl he'd ever managed to talk into a one-night stand, only instead of doing the walk of shame the next morning, I stayed so long we ended up married with kids. FML
Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
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OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Well, she's marrying you, right?
flyboy57 0
her story is better.
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eeee93757 0
You're probably rich (or going to be rich) and successful (or going to be). GET. A. PRE NUP!
Irony_and_Ivory 1
Please note that fact that you noted she *laughed* when she said it. She. Was. Joking.
IOwnedYou 0
Who gives a shit? You're getting married.
movies12 0
OH WOW #77 that was like really funny. Love at first night. Ha I like that 1. And for the OP who cares, I don't know how this is an FML.
teiso_fml 0
It's highly unlikely that two people would be thinking the same thing about each other when they first meet. What's important is your relationship NOW.
ariean 0
agreed!! :) i think this is a sad but funny FML if that makes sense. If it was supposed to be a one night stand, well look where it got you both! And as much as strongly believe in love (as chemical but also more than), i think love at first sight is kind of off..i'm sure you were attracted to her, maybe not even in just a physical level, but whether its love?? it can only manifest itself a little while after chemicals or not.
sarcasticsmoothi 0
all's well that ends well?
CFR 0
love at first sight = lust. Well generally. Sorry about that though OP, that had to be a little awkward.
capital_seven 0
"Love at first sight" is BS, and usually lust (which is what a one-night-stand is). So, your fiancée and you were actually in agreement... YDI.
beertime36 0
Get your act together man. If you stay a wuss like this, you lose.
TrentHawkins 0
You should be elated; she recognised you first, anf foremost as a sexual being... Life is good.