Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, I asked my husband when he first knew he loved me. He replied, totally honestly, that I was the easiest girl he'd ever managed to talk into a one-night stand, only instead of doing the walk of shame the next morning, I stayed so long we ended up married with kids. FML
Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
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OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Well, she's marrying you, right?
flyboy57 0
her story is better.
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whysoserious22 0
it's fiancé and me. not fiancé and I
dyingtolive77 0
dont give people grammer lessons. especially wrong ones.
Poet_Sin 0
#55's grammar is correct; it's the spelling that's wrong. Honestly, I don't think either of you should be correcting anybody, IMO. OP- I agree with what seems to be the majority. Who cares how it started? And I'm not even going to touch the subject of "love at first sight." It obviously turned out well; you're engaged!
Intoxicunt 6
I agree with everything #58 said. So, win.
DomK 0
You are engaged to her and you don't yet know what she felt like when she saw you first? You never asked her and waited to be embarrass yourself when someone else asked? YDI.
SeventhFonons 0
You know, I laughed at this because I think it's just funny. It's awkward and funny. I would've laughed so hard if I were you Oh, and her reply was wittier than yours :D
Steamrolled 0
Sorry to say that, no offense, but your Fiance acted like a bitch on that point. Maybe it was just her taste of humor or Manners issue. Though you need to search her inside world more.
lettertjes 0
Well she loves you now doesn't she? So why is it a problem that she maybe started it somewhat later then you did?
nikkiandyou 0
Well, you sound like a really awesome guy. and yeah, she was probably just making a joke, but either way, i still think it was great that you were going to say. and its not really a FML, more like a bad timing thing hopefully, you laughed it off with everyone instead of being mad or sad or something. :D
DollxFace 4
Her answer was so much cooler than what yours was going to be.
NobodysLover 0
ppl fall in love at different passes get over it ppl
kisseshugsdrugs 5
she was probably joking. and if it actually was a one night stand that brought you together, she obviously loves you now. emotions change. when i first hooked up with my now boyfriend it was instigated by someone who he was dating because she got mad he was flirting with and was clearly interested in me. i didnt think anything of it, just a hookup. he got my number, we talked for a while, he asked me out and now its been almost a year and ive never been happier in any other relationship. long story short OP: falling in love happens at the craziest weirdest moments. maybe when you saw her you knew you wanted to be with her, but she didnt. all that matters is you love each other now. good luck and enjoy the wedding!
DameGreyWulf 1
Awww hahaha Well, think about it this way, doesn't that make it sort of "love at first... night"? Hah! No really, think... it COULD have just been a one night stand, but then you decided to keep going. Sounds like good lovin' to me. Of course, it could have been a joke. What woman would say that seriously? I mean, so many assumptions are made about girls who do that.... so, yeah, doubt she meant it.