Anonymous
Mexico
Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Costume parties are the worst
Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML
Zizi
Mosj?en, Norway
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
Harry
Seattle, United States
Today, I was walking in the street, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital. According to witnesses, a guy came up and hit me over the head with a baseball bat. Apparently that's a thing that happens now. But it's okay, he had an excuse: he said he was drunk. FML
ManInPain
United States
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Pwnedofthedead
Canada
Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
burr415
Hägersten, Sweden
Crusin' for a bruisin'
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Stupid stupid stupid
Payback
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
shalara
Amstelveen, Netherlands
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
ihateteenagers
United States
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
anon
United States
You played yourself
Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML
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RickySleeves 20
You mean he beat the candy out of you
igg125 30
Hopefully he didn't use a big stick
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Comments (67)
Dean__Winchester 16
I'd rather be beaten up than to have him play Pin the Tail on the Donkey. I hope you're healing alright dude!
AC98 19
You must have had a seriously bright-colored outfit
az1z_official 17
Why did you have to look so colourful? Hmmmm?
idxntgiveafxck 17
I hope you're okay and you weren't seriously injured, and I hope that guy does not reach that state of mind again, wouldn't want him hurting anyone else.
alfonze07 12
Well did any candy come out?
cookie1207 19
Do you look like a piñata?
its_me_kyla 10
you should have knocked his ass out.
Bandicoot88 16
At least we all know he wasn't high off of weed
MightyThoth 7
you deserved it, stop dressing like that.