Anonymous
Mexico
Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Costume parties are the worst
Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML
Zizi
Mosj?en, Norway
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
Harry
Seattle, United States
Today, I was walking in the street, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital. According to witnesses, a guy came up and hit me over the head with a baseball bat. Apparently that's a thing that happens now. But it's okay, he had an excuse: he said he was drunk. FML
ManInPain
United States
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Pwnedofthedead
Canada
Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
burr415
Hägersten, Sweden
Crusin' for a bruisin'
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Stupid stupid stupid
Payback
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
shalara
Amstelveen, Netherlands
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
ihateteenagers
United States
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
anon
United States
You played yourself
Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML
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RickySleeves 20
You mean he beat the candy out of you
igg125 30
Hopefully he didn't use a big stick
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MrConcise 35
Did he also mistake your blood for Koolaid?
rohaanncool 15
Can you be any more stupid? How can you get beaten by a guy who's so high. Seriously, FYL.
Idahome 6
i totally agree!
Corey122726 17
Do you not know Methamphetamines basically give people super human strength? The amount of force required to take someone down who is on a high like that is more then one person could do themselves. Which is usually why those people tend to end up getting shot. Look up videos on YouTube. These people can be tazed and shot with less lethals and continue to walk and be a danger to the public. People high on some serious drugs are no joke. Learn about what you're speaking of before opening your mouth and allowing stupid shit to flow out.
rohaanncool 15
well, you can always run away.
AddictGamer 16
Not necessarily. Like #38 said, people on methamphetamine with go to the extremes to please their minds. They can be a great danger to a society, and sometimes the simple 'running away' can't always happen, sadly.
rohaanncool 15
why is everyone assuming that he used Methamphetamine?
rohaanncool 15
I guess Marvel's should start making on them too.
igg125 30
Hopefully he didn't use a big stick
brycemash 9
His dick?
AddictGamer 16
Of course you wood say that #26
RedPillSucks 33
I'm sure he spoke softly
marcranger 29
But beat it hard.
Miss_Whipped 43
Bad day to wear that Hawaiian button up, wasn't it?
cheeeksss 29
In Hawai'i, it's called an Aloha shirt. And not all of them are colorfully obnoxious :3
91hayek 31
lol a giant WTF. A chemically imbalanced person is more dangerous than the angriest person in a right frame of mind. They actually believe they are slaying dragons, fighting aliens or in your case trying get that sweet sweet candy. Glad he didn't have a weapon though.
beararm 11
this has to go dwn as the funniest fml in history lol hope u got pills for the pain.... started with by the drug ends by the drug
buckdharma 38
How dare him not play by the rules. Blind fold him and spin him around 3x. Now as he swings wildly smack his ass once for each year of his age.
Idahome 6
Are you such a woosie that you can't defend yourself from a maniac? smh...
shmoooopie 29
What's a "woosie"?
bingalingading 12
Aaand I'm guessing you could, Mr. Fight professional?
AgentKuzco 9
You must have had one hell of an outfit on
funneh1 21
Wow, what a lunatic dick. I also hope that you are doing well OP. Take some time off and rest, heal yourself.