Today, at work, an old lady dropped her lipstick into the ladies' room toilet, which is out of order and won't flush. I had to reach in and pull it out amid human waste. She thanked me, then uncapped it, and put some on her lips. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, at work, I did my morning constitutional and the automatic toilet died and wouldn't flush. I had to tell my boss, since there's only two toilets in the ladies' bathroom. So it's pretty obvious who dropped the duce. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, I was at my job as a fitting room attendant and I checked a woman and her young son in. After several minutes, they left, saying there was lipstick on the mirror. Not only was it all over two mirrors, but also on the wall, the floor and the carpet. The whole place smelled of lip-balm and I was left to clean it up. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
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Hangryko 32
Please keep this on mind for the future: You have every right to refuse unsafe work, especially biohazardous, and you can't be fired for doing so. It should have been "too bad, so sad" for that aging Karen.
Elizabeth Burley 22
As previously stated, unless it's in your job description when you sign the contract, you do not need to perform any hazardous or unsafe tasks. That's INSANE. If she wants to reach in and risk her health, by all means let her, but you do not need to risk your safety. I would take action against your employer OP. Best luck and well wishes!
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Hangryko 32
Please keep this on mind for the future: You have every right to refuse unsafe work, especially biohazardous, and you can't be fired for doing so. It should have been "too bad, so sad" for that aging Karen.
Elizabeth Burley 22
As previously stated, unless it's in your job description when you sign the contract, you do not need to perform any hazardous or unsafe tasks. That's INSANE. If she wants to reach in and risk her health, by all means let her, but you do not need to risk your safety. I would take action against your employer OP. Best luck and well wishes!
tiptoppc 21
In the words of Cleveland Brown: “That’s Naastyy…”
Justkidding100 41
no, you didn't have to do that at all, actually