Today, seeing Ozzy Osbourne live for the first time, I was trying to get the perfect photo of the entire band on stage. That is, until a sudden burst of pyrotechnics startled me, and I gave myself a black eye from the camera hitting me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a gig. The drummer threw his drumsticks out at the end and I managed to catch one. With my face. Not only did I get a black eye, but the person next to me snatched the drumstick from my hands. FML
Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML
Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
Today, I took a selfie at a concert with the stage in the background. As I tilted my head to get the perfect angle, I knocked over the guy in front of me’s beer. He turned around just in time to see me dripping in weak piss beer, and my selfie became a snapshot of my humiliation. FML
Today, while playing on stage, the singer of my band swung his microphone around, straight into my face. I now have stitches above my right eye, and a job interview in three days. FML
Today, my band went to play a set for the first time. I'm the drummer. All was going well, and then before our first song I threw the sticks in the air, went to catch them, and one hit me right in the eye. I couldn't continue playing. Now I have to wear an eyepatch. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, at a concert, I tried to film my favorite song for Instagram. I sang along dramatically, screamed the chorus, and danced like no one was watching. When I rewatched the video later, I realized I had my phone camera flipped, recording my sweaty, overexcited face the entire time. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
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michelepeixoto 4
u got to see ozzy??? ur luckyyy
lacrossekid 0
haha I seen ozzy when he was I'n Calgary at the saddle dome ... for 61 the old bastard can still put on a amazing show
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Comments (90)
alacn 0
Ozzy puts up a great show! Sweet pic #28!
sxcthaigirl 6
I hope the camera went off when it hit you so you could capture the moment!! hehe:)
keysee 0
you saw them in ottawa right?
shove117 0
man I saw ozzy here in Alberta and he still rocks it for being sixty haha best concert in a while.
DatingScaresMe 2
I just saw him a couple weeks ago. He's washed up and can't sing anymore.
xxxDeathBat7xxx 0
Still you got to see Ozzy, that's hardly an FML
proski 0
here comes the boom
123zc1 3
YDI for liking Ozzy? inb4; People telling me Ozzy is great
Judus_beej 0
saw ozzy when my wife was pregnant with my son. his first concert :) now he's 2. we even got a hold of the concert on that we have on a DVD. I hope the rumor of black sabbath with ozzy reuniting is true. black sabbath FTW! op to get back on subject you never know what to expect at a concert. some guy at a motörhead concert got his hair lit on fire recently and last month a security guard got his ear bit off at a wasp concert. a black eye is a least of your worries.
sourgirl101 29
I saw "Black Sabbath". Heaven and Hell concert right before Ronnie James Dio died!
Judus_beej 0
lucky bugger. Ronnie was by far the better singer but Ozzy's sabbath had the better songs.
sourgirl101 29
Agreed. "War Pig" is my favorite!
Judus_beej 0
Cant pick a favorite too many great tunes to choose from. my fav ozzy sabbath album is probably master of reality or the self titled one.
sourgirl101 29
"Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" for me!(:
Judus_beej 0
another classic. ;)
Ozzygamer15 4
It is true, there will be a 2012 tour.
8trickster8 0
Wow, so am I!