Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML
Today, my husband called me to our bedroom, saying he needed help with something. I found him sitting on the bed with his pants down, so I smiled and asked if he was angling for sex, which was fine with me. Nope. He needed me to pop a pimple under his ballsack. FML
Today, I couldn’t wait to get home and get my boyfriend naked, which I did. Although, to be honest, popping every single pimple in the rash on his back was not the kind of foreplay I had had in mind. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
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toastygoat 0
Does this really affect your life in the least?
torio123 27
you don't dump someone because they have a butt pimple that's just plain rude
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Comments (63)
fastjenn 0
that is ******* gross
6LitreJellyBean 0
well **** YOU!
dyslexicows 0
So...you still had sex with him after?
beonka255 0
Ewww, talk about ruining the moment! Smh
angel55033 12
you shoulda popped it for him lol
xxhallixx 0
why was he touching his ass in the first place?
sabinob 1
That's what I was thinking! I have never touched my ass before sex! hmm..
neiraem 0
wow lmao!
ThankfullyNotYou 1
What is with people popping each others zits? That's just gross no matter who it is. If it ruined your mood you should tell him to keep it to himself or bathe more because he's full of ewwies and it's not hot!
teakaceli 0
People need to calm down, I think it means he really loves you, I know my boyfriend would do that during sex haha!
aabbgg 0
thats disgusting ew.