Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML
Today, my husband called me to our bedroom, saying he needed help with something. I found him sitting on the bed with his pants down, so I smiled and asked if he was angling for sex, which was fine with me. Nope. He needed me to pop a pimple under his ballsack. FML
Today, I couldn’t wait to get home and get my boyfriend naked, which I did. Although, to be honest, popping every single pimple in the rash on his back was not the kind of foreplay I had had in mind. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
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toastygoat 0
Does this really affect your life in the least?
torio123 27
you don't dump someone because they have a butt pimple that's just plain rude
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Comments (63)
Nickolazx 0
Lol wtf
silversun14 0
ummm everyone at least once in their life gets a butt pimple deal with it
badintentions 0
u should've popped it for him. it'd only be fair, u blow a white load on his ass, then he blows one on yours.
Lady_Tahtahs 0
Haha good point!
beonka255 0
hahahahaha Niiiiice
abbeymcnally 0
At least he was polite enough to do it before you start. OP, you're ungrateful.
AthinaMarie 0
Ew.. That would have ended sex between me and him for a long time x( Haha gross.
shroomboy 4
Are you ******* kidding me?
a_girl_i_know 0
you should have popped it for him, that is always fun!! hahaha
eatlesschipmunks 0
He doesn't like sex®
DaleksAreEpic 0
Sex is copyrighted now? Damn.
BloodyHeel 8
Oh dear!
charlcielove 0
if you were a good girlfriend you would have pinched it for him...
stevenmx86 8
Eww
perish 0
Eww