Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML
Today, my husband called me to our bedroom, saying he needed help with something. I found him sitting on the bed with his pants down, so I smiled and asked if he was angling for sex, which was fine with me. Nope. He needed me to pop a pimple under his ballsack. FML
Today, I couldn’t wait to get home and get my boyfriend naked, which I did. Although, to be honest, popping every single pimple in the rash on his back was not the kind of foreplay I had had in mind. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
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Top comments
toastygoat 0
Does this really affect your life in the least?
torio123 27
you don't dump someone because they have a butt pimple that's just plain rude
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Comments (63)
CinnamonJ 4
OP, you should be thanking him. He's looking after his skin for you and the extra oil should make sex more fun!
luvyah 0
Ewwwwwwwwww?
Zmeilerr 22
Atleast it wasn't HIV.
sourgirl101 29
What up Z? Canes game is hot!): later.
Shutuptroll 0
I'm not just sure, I am HIV positive.
Bananaque 0
I think you mean; I'm not just positive, I'm HIV positive, Kyle! ;0)
shroomboy 4
No, he meant what he said.
Skroal_stomper 5
I love popping pimples.
davidrios86 0
my girl dose that to me ill get naked for sex and then she starts hunting for pimples
Judus_beej 0
he was lying it was herpes. fyl.
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
Ew. Obviously he's not mature enough for sex. I'd rethink this whole sex thing with your 'boyfriend' I mean, if you guys were that serious to have sex, he wouldn't have done that or said that, much less right in front of you, ruining the moment. Honestly, that's so gross!
BloodyHeel 8
Says a 14 year old. Grow up a bit before you start judging people about their maturity and sex.
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
Gee, thanks mr. stalker. Creepy, much? Stop checking out my profile. And just because I'm young doesn't mean I can't have an opinion, thank you very much.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Oh please, 57, don't flatter yourself. I could've correctly guessed your age by your comment alone. If you don't want "stalkers" "creeping" on your profile, set it to private. Hopefully you'll never find out what having a stalker really is-- I guarantee you, this isn't it.
KittenLuvs1212 0
ok yeah that doesn't mean he's immature, it just means he's really comfortable around her. in some twisted way it could almost be a good thing... almost.
kittykat52810 0
wow u never been in a serious relationship have you?
liamarie 0
ewwwwwwwww
WhatTheFuq 0
YDI for having pimples on your ass
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
um sir, her BOYFRIEND had the pimple?
acethehusky 0
do u really hav 2 correct EVERY SINGLE mistake on here? jeez...
ImALuckyBastard 0
Really?Seriously?
sexyschmergel 0
did it drip down you're leg when you were going at it
luvyah 0
ummmwatthefuck,likereally?