Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML
Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year-old guy. FML
Today, we spent hours decorating the Christmas tree, perfectly balancing the lights, ornaments, and tinsel. Ten minutes later, the cat thought it was a right time to reenact Die Hard and climbed up the tree, knocking it over. Now my ornaments are shattered, and my cat is smugly sitting in the wreckage. FML
Today, I bought a Christmas tree and carried it up three flights of stairs alone. I finally got it inside, only to realize it was too tall. I tried trimming it, but now it’s crooked, shedding everywhere, and leaning like it gave up on life. I hope the greenish marks on the ceiling won't be permanent. FML
Today, in an effort to repair our fake Christmas tree, my girlfriend succeeded in gluing it to the floor. I can't get it loose. FML
Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, my family and I noticed that our Christmas tree had been stolen from our front garden. Last night, a group of girls from my village posted a status on Facebook stating how drunk they were, and how they had stolen a Christmas tree. I "liked" it. FML
Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML
Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Boys will be boys....
iMagzzzy 0
How do you repair a Christmas tree?
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Comments (108)
leadman1989 16
Well christmas is now RUINED because that's what it was all about a tree. *runs away crying.
Shmace 4
This doesn't sound like an FML. It sounds like you have an interesting son. Maybe you should tone the drama down a bit & appreciate what you have.
ArcticPuppet 0
Well? Did it work?
savedb2rfly 0
GISHWHES UNITE!!!
BadKitty13 28
Well he's gonna go far in life ..........
KiddNYC1O 22
Wait 'till they see what they can do with an airbag.
Troll_spray 6
Beat him and his friends up with what's left of the tree.
every1luvsboners 11
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, how I despise thee. You smell like shit, you remind me to be nice, now I want to put you in a wood chipper and chop you into pieces in front of a Toys for Tots drop off location as I do my evil laugh. O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, I hate thee. I do like eggnog, sorta.
zamdrivertank21 0
Lay off the meth and enjoy your effin eggnog
heyyy464 1
I guess there will be quite a few flying Christmas trees this year
nick6521 0
how do you wreck a christmas tree by putting some balloons on it?