Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML
Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year-old guy. FML
Today, we spent hours decorating the Christmas tree, perfectly balancing the lights, ornaments, and tinsel. Ten minutes later, the cat thought it was a right time to reenact Die Hard and climbed up the tree, knocking it over. Now my ornaments are shattered, and my cat is smugly sitting in the wreckage. FML
Today, I bought a Christmas tree and carried it up three flights of stairs alone. I finally got it inside, only to realize it was too tall. I tried trimming it, but now it’s crooked, shedding everywhere, and leaning like it gave up on life. I hope the greenish marks on the ceiling won't be permanent. FML
Today, in an effort to repair our fake Christmas tree, my girlfriend succeeded in gluing it to the floor. I can't get it loose. FML
Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, my family and I noticed that our Christmas tree had been stolen from our front garden. Last night, a group of girls from my village posted a status on Facebook stating how drunk they were, and how they had stolen a Christmas tree. I "liked" it. FML
Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML
Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Boys will be boys....
iMagzzzy 0
How do you repair a Christmas tree?
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Comments (108)
rubberduckie94 13
did they at least tale the ornaments off. if the did then this is funny
DocBastard 40
Make sure he never watches "2 girls one cup", or else he and his genius friends might try recreating that, too.
leadman1989 16
Make sure they never see Doc's profile picture. God knows what they'll stick up their arses.
LadiDi_fml 10
Don't worry, they didn't use enough baloons ;) maybe with the next one that you will buy
keepingitnasty 15
ydi: Don't put dead trees in your house. Sounds like they took out the trash to me.
clcbjj31 0
When did OP say they had a real tree? In fact it would make more sense if the tree had been a fake one.
haw008 14
Tell him he won't get any presents since there won't be a tree to put them under... That'll teach him.
Rainchikmoo 6
Flying trees? That's a new one...
polkadot3155 6
they probably watched the movie up.. haha :)
clcbjj31 0
Maybe your son will be a great physicist someday?
LadyLexi 0
Hm...well at least they didnt do some crazy thing like tie a bunch of balloons to thenselves and jump off a cliff or something..:)
geod69 8
This is what boys do best at least it was a tree & not one of them yet