Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, on our anniversary, my sister bitched me out and made a passive aggressive Facebook post on our page, all because my fiancé didn't want to clean her cat puke on the floor downstairs when she was literally right next to it. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML
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myth454 2
Assault?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Why didn't you just delete her? I realize how annoying some people can be, but the better thing to do is just delete and ignore...
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Comments (350)
monpetitchevelle 4
if she's such a "human turd" why are you friends with her? tip for next time just delete her if her statues irritate you. much better solution
AeryFairy 10
If I had a nickel for every time someone's statues irritated me...
dpr130498 7
I don't think you deserved it, I hate those people on Facebook who complain about everything, and if her boyfriend really hurt you, I would call the police.
elijahlo 0
Don't talk shit to a bitch who has a boyfriend LMFAO !!!!!!!!!
StuffZ 1
ehh more or less
theantonlolz 11
First off, you should have never added her if she such a "human turd". Second, How old are you and how old are they that they still resolve issues with violence and you are unable to fight back at your own home.
Jasonf6 0
Yet another girl who gets someone else to fight her battles. I hope you called the police and charged him.
KaskStunter 4
If you would never dare say it in person, never say it on the internet. It is that simple. Maybe the boyfriend's reaction was wrong but your reaction was much worse and without a bit of justification.
ccoverup 5
Good job for you.. People like that are pathetic, attention ******, annoying as hell and deserve to be told . Sucks abt the bf part, though you should press charges and have the last laugh. Theyre clearly a retarded couple
journeytotheend 16
If that happened to me, I'd laugh in his face. "I can hear the whips now"
usernamesarehard 4
Call the police.