Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML
Today, after 25 years living with my dad, who is highly allergic to cats, I was finally able to adopt two kittens to live in my new place, just like I have always wanted. Guess who else is highly allergic to cats? Me, it seems. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
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Curtieeeez 0
You gotta love kids ;D
purple5 0
Hehe, cute! She's only three, so I wouldn't take her too seriously :3
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rachybabe 0
I don't think it's anything against you, she's just a kid. I think she was trying to be nice:)
User1518 6
Is it sad that my twin sister and I said this to our dad when we were three?
aubielovsea 9
I can feel the love there;)
appalove 0
Get a dog, then they should be satisfied. If you already have one, your daughters are confused. But if you don't, dogs are much better than cats, easier to care for and more loyal and loving.
Sathane 21
Is that even an answer? They want a cat, not a dog. And how is a dog easier to care for than a cat? Cats don't need to be walked or taken out to use the washroom. If you think a dog is easier to care for than a cat then you are either neglecting your dogs or have never had a cat.
fallenangel210 4
Both of my roommates are allergic to cats, one is also alergic to dogs. We have one dog and 2 cats without any allergy problems as long as they take the meds for it.
trainwreck9324 7
you should have just told her she could have one when she is a grown up and moves out of your house, kids say weird stuff they don't understand
thecreepypotato 0
Adopt a sphynx cat
ashleyylove3 22
Hahaha yes your daughters are awesome!!
Sathane 21
Better say no quick otherwise you might wake up dead one day. Nomsayin'?
texascutie10 1
that's not an Fml that's just cute! kids are the best lol