Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML
Today, after 25 years living with my dad, who is highly allergic to cats, I was finally able to adopt two kittens to live in my new place, just like I have always wanted. Guess who else is highly allergic to cats? Me, it seems. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
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Curtieeeez 0
You gotta love kids ;D
purple5 0
Hehe, cute! She's only three, so I wouldn't take her too seriously :3
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amynicol 0
You refer to yourself in thirdperson ...?
breezycat 0
awww!! hahahaha thats so cute!!! but man my dad's alergic to cats and we we got 2 when i was 3..... and by the time i was 11 we had 6! and just get a cat with with short hair! they dont shed as much!
alexgisforme3 0
aww sorry dad lol. to people saying get over it or something arent considering that some people have more sensitive feelings.
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DynamiteDoodle 0
What's with all these parents who seriously think their kid wants them to die? Here's some reassuring advice for ya: little kids say stuff like that all the time. They don't understand what they're really saying, so it's no big deal.
csigabajnok 0
Heh, kids are awesome when they talk about "spooky" stuff like the death of their parents. This is an excellent example of how much we are conditioned by society to avoid shaky topics and we get hurt when children in their innocence say something originally true and harmless.
3timesthefun 0
cute, BUT MEAN lmfao
Solidus_fml 0
Agree with csiga/#110. Kids just say that kind of stuff. I remember doin that once when I was a kid. Don't sweat it, dude.
xXirinaXx 0
Well, this really IS mean, but they are too young to know how much you love them. Believe me, they wouldn't mean it.
aquariusbeauty 0
kids.