Today, one of my idiot co-workers thought it'd be hilarious to "fix" my car while I was working. Now every time I step on the brake pedal, the horn goes off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML
Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML
Today, my car horn got some sort of short and started beeping every 20 seconds or so. On the way to get it fixed, I got stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Behind a cop car. FML
Today, while at work, I was driving a manual car for the third time ever. I managed to stall it and jolt forward, bumping the horn at the same time in front of a group of people. FML
Today, some jackass decided that using the back of my car to slow down was easier than using his brakes. FML
Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
Today, I test-drove a customer’s car to investigate a strange noise. I heard the exact clunk she'd described. It was actually a wrench I’d left under the hood sliding around and hitting things. I had to return and sheepishly explain that the problem was entirely my fault. FML
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
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Top comments
californiapoppy 11
Just stop in their driveway at 3am for a nice wake up call and thank you
apaul982 14
At least it gives other cars fair warning before you ram in to them.
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Comments (97)
zombieplatypus 8
Sounds like some premium top gear shit! James May is that you?
Creed_Aprooved 12
Can't stop laughing
Drentiful 9
I would sue for vandalism! I hate people touching my car
xxcaitlannxx 15
Reminds me of the Big Fat Liar movie
plaguebearer 1
hahaha that's ace! what garage I wanna do the same prank to father in law
cellyhard 5
does your coworker watch top gear?
pheizer01 10
I guess youre a... BIG FAT LIAR (only some will understand)
assem977 7
brakes are overrated